birthday wishes and a designer gift for sarah palin!
Dear Governor Palin,
As the design conservative, I feel somewhat obligated to offer an appropriately design-related gift to you on your birthday. I thought long and hard about this because I wanted to get you something that would be useful, yet fun. Creative, yet functional. And, alas, maybe something you could even pass on to the kids.
After much soul- (and Google-) searching, I think I’ve found the perfect item to express my gratitude for the things you’ve accomplished this past year. It’s something you currently use with great, shall we say, flair? And, as a bonus, it’s a gift that we - your very appreciative and amused supporters - can only hope will keep on giving in the years to come.
Yes…I think I found just the right thing for you:
…now, don’t say I never gave you nothin’…
**HAVE A HAPPY (AND CREATIVE) BIRTHDAY, GOVERNOR PALIN!**
PS: Readers - consider a donation to SarahPAC. Ya know…more Sharpies…
*BONUS: Bob and Mark, Alaskan radio hosts, give Governor Palin a birthday call